she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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