We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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