why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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