i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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