i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Randomize
