If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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