do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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