I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I have post one night stand depression
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