im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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