so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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