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i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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