I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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