found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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