White coat. Heels.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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