How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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