PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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