the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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