if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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