I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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