Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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