He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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