I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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