Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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