So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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