But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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