why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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