is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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