didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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