And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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