I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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