Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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