return my video game
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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