ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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