I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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