He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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