I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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