Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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