New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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