I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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