Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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