Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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