You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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