saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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