In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...