so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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