That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
We need to rekindle our bromance
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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