OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic