I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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