12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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