On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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