Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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