she looked like the before picture.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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