better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We left an ass print on the piano.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
