i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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