is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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