I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.