whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
33 Sex Crazed People That Are Going Balls Deep
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
21 Family Members Confess The Creepiest Things They Know About a Relative
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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