she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh