I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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